We’ve all heard some really interesting pick up lines some are crazy, funny, dumb, bold, desperate, pathetic and plain disrespectful.

Caribbean one’s included. Here’s a few I have personally heard, my friends have heard or over heard.

  1. Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
  2. Hey Gyal. You pregnant? [No] Good cause a me fi live inna yuh belly for nine months straight. (Translation: Hey Girl. Are you Pregnant? [No] Good. I’m supposed to live inside you for 9 months)
  3. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  4. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
  5. Fancy a f**k?
  6. roses are red, my bedroom is white, follow me home, I hope you’re tight
  7. Yesterday I wanted to take I shower. I pulled back the curtain and there was a rhinoceros and a giraffe in the tub. They were eating cheese and they said “Hi.”
  8. You’re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can’t stop ya.
  9. (Asked  for the time) 7:05? So today is April 14, 2013, at 7:05 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
  10. I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God your hot. Marvin is in Africa now.
  11. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  12. I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
  13. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
  14. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
  15. Yuh like grape? [huh?] Cause a you have up the good wine! (Translation: Do you like grapes? [huh?] You have the good wine {wine meaning dancing abilities})

Please feel free to share pick up lines you’ve heard, heard or even used. And also fee free to share your reaction.

Stay Tuned for Part Two

In a new relationship or even way down the line; you may ask yourself things like:

  • Am I wasting my time?
  • Is this person really into me?
  • Is this relationship going anywhere?

If you find yourself wondering, it is probably for a reason. The best thing to do is to speak to your partner, or date and express how you feel.

Yes there are obvious things like lack of communication, cheating and so on; but if those aren’t present and you are still wondering and uncertain  here are some things that can help you decide. 

  1. Your partner is not willing to help you out if they are able too. They tend to be absent most of the time when you need them; whether it’s for venting, crying, or fixing something.
  2. Your partner isn’t considerate. Things that are important to only you are neglected and over looked often. Example: A considerate partner would take the time to pay attention to things that are important to only you; They would water your plants for you, restock your favorite foods or simply remind you to do so or remind you about some huge upcoming event. 
  3. They do not own up to their mistakes and shortcomings. They instead give excuses, or do not address issues they have such as jealousy and insecurity with you. 
  4. You aren’t their top priority. Yes we have work, school and other things that are very important to us. And not all of the time we can drop what we are doing and rush to our partner. Sometimes we are dealing with issues of our own. However if you are sick, in the hospital or suffered a loss your partner does not check in on you or even try to be helpful and comforting. Instead they do things like go out, hang out with friends, shop and you probably won’t even get a text or call. 
  5. You don’t fell comfortable talking to you partner about anything. If you are unable to simply speak to your partner about most things, it may be a sign of incompatibility and discomfort  in the relationship.

Are there any other signs that you believe that may indicate a relationship is not worth being in? Also let me know your thoughts on this article in the comments section below. 

Too often we go by all these dating rules someone else crafted and we don’t even know why. Yes please have rules, limits and standards; these protect us, protect our hearts and some are there because of our religious and personal beliefs. Because this may have worked for others this doesn’t necessarily mean you should live by it or its even right for you. 

Here are some rules I believe are okay to break:

  1. Women should not ask a guy out on the first date. Definitely belongs in the trash, if you like him pull the trigger. If he can’t handle being asked out on a date or has a problem that you did then put him in the trash too. 
  2. Don’t Bring up exes. If the conversation leads to talking about your previous relationship, go ahead. Just don’t spend the entire time talking about your ex. 
  3. Don’t have sex on the first date. Wait for the 4th, 5th or whatever number. This belongs in the garbage. Sex should be had at the right time for you and the person you are dating. If you are ready,  you have connected on the first date or perhaps you just want to have sex… go ahead. If you want to wait until marriage.. do that. 
  4. Avoid Religion and Politics. Naaa. Have this conversation ASAP we really need to know who he voted for this past year and why. But really get it out the way; these are touchy subjects why delay the conversation and realize it wont work. 
  5. Don’t Talk about Future Goals, like Kids and Career. If you on a date for some free food and fun sure, avoid talking about future plans. But if you’re hoping for something long-term. Again, why wait? Don’t just bring it up out of no where, but if the conversation allows feel free to talk about your future plans and goals. 
  6. Women Should Never Pay for Dates. Well this may have been applicable and logical  in 1955 or something when women didn’t work, lived with their parents and waited for Mr. Right (my history might be way off on this but you get the point) Anyone can pay, or the check can be split. It depends on what you decide. 

 

Are there any other relationship rules you believe should be broken? Also if you believe a rule listed above should not be broken let me in the comments section below. 

 

For some people their idea of getting over a break up is getting into a new relationship to get over it. Who gets hurt? The other person. 

How to Know if You’re a Rebound Girl:

  1. The most obvious is he is recently out of a relationship. Pay attention to some facts like if this previous relationship was long-term, it as the love of his life and the details of the break up. Might not even be a break up but a break between them.
  2. He is more interested in you physically, just all about sex and doesn’t make much of an effort to get to know you.
  3. He complains or brings up his ex a lot.  Keeps saying he hates her. He’s obviously not over her. 
  4. He compares you to his ex. If may come in the form of a compliment to you, but he is comparing it to his ex. The feeling of being measured against some invisible ruler.
  5. He is eager to take your relationship to the next level and is in love with you for no reason at all. You’ve just met and he’s already making plans to have you move in or move in. They want to act like it’s a long time relationship even though you just started dating.
  6. It may also be the opposite, The relationship is going fast but not really moving anywhere. The commitment is just not there.

So sometimes you’re into someone, you just met and you start texting, because that’s what most of us do nowadays. Sometimes you don’t get a text back. Oh guys the 36% of you who read my blog and follow me on Social Media this is for you too.

Here’s How to Handle It When There is No Text Back :

  1. Do not send threats and angry messages.
  2. Don’t send a bunch of cute messages either after not getting a response. Just wait and see.
  3. Easy with the essays! Don’t send a lengthy message(s) about whatever; telling a sad story, making desperate plans, etc.
  4. Do not post statuses or pictures complaining about the person didn’t text you back. They are either busy or don’t care and you look desperate.
  5. If the person posts a status update or picture; don’t comment throwing shade or complaining about not getting a text back. Just leave them alone.

Pretty much give it some time, you can try reaching out a few days later. Just don’t blow up their phones and try to stay on their radar. 

If they never text back; move on