Work conflicts. Ugh. 

  1. Acknowledge there is a conflict. Admit that there is a problem, it’s not your fault because you’re always right and the other person or people need to fix it.
  2. Define the problem. Let them know everything they did or are doing incorrectly. Be sure to point how that you’re perfect and they should strive to do everything like you.
  3. Focus on the person and not so much the problem. The problem wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for that person. After all if it was your job to handle the situation, there would be no problem 
  4. Let the conflict simmer and build up. You need to have a lot of information of the other person’s wrong doings so you can point it out. Telling them too early can possibly give them a chance to fix it and no one wants that. 
  5. Don’t try to be the bigger person by bringing up the situation to them first. Let them come to you, you’ll have enough ammo to lay on them.
  6. When they do come to speak to you be sure to have a hurried conversation probably start walking to the coffee machine or restroom so the conversation doesn’t go on. Make sure you do most of the talking. 
  7. Do not listen to anything the other person has to say. It won’t make sense and it’s probably wrong. 
  8. Come up with a plan to resolve. This plan should be 98% of what you want and avoid having human resources involved. 

Well I told you how to get his attention. It’s only fair I tell you how to keep it once you have it. 

  1. Keep communicating.
    via GIPHYMake sure you are either texting, communicating on social media or talking to him all the time. Remember “Out of sight, out of mind” But when you speak to him, don’t actually listen, just pretend, probably remember a sentence and repeat it. I know you worked hard for his attention but nothing that comes out his mouth is actually important to you.
  2. Be sure to see him often. Everyday should be the goal. And remember steps from this post when you see him. No make up and comfortable clothing is not an option. 
  3. Follow all of his social media pages
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    Be sure to like and comment on everything at once. Even things from 5 years back. If he doesn’t have certain social media pages you have, tell him to create it, if he doesn’t, you create it, act like him, steal and take pictures of him, put that you’re already in a relationship even though you just met. Use his profile to then like and comment sweet things on your profile.
  4. Be negative. Keep that damsel in distress attitude going. Complain about everything all the time. He won’t get tired of it! Ever! And he’ll want to be around you more
  5. Don’t act special, avoid being unique. He needs to feel like you are every other girl that exists. I mean if he thinks you’re like every other girl he won’t go looking for other girls. Ah ha! 
  6. So at this point you’re his girlfriend. This should have already happened if you followed steps 1-5 thoroughly. If he doesn’t ask you to be his girlfriend or you guys have not established you are a couple, you’re together whether he knows it or not. That’s your man.
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Getting a guys attention is all there is to life. If you’re not constantly getting attention from guys, well exactly what are you doing with your life? Does your life even have meaning? So this is how to get attention from either guys in general, or a specific guy.

    1. Quit loving yourself and be insecure. If you’re insecure you will crave this attention as you need oxygen. You’ll be willing to do anything for it. This is a necessary step. 
    2. Don’t be satisfied with how you look. Be sure to change your wardrobe, and buy uncomfortable clothing you think are sexy. Don’t be content with wearing little to no make up. Make sure it’s cakey, looks like paint and just don’t look like yourself. Also make sure you mask all your unique features. When you go out constantly look in the mirror. Try this  NYC subway make up look:
       
    3. Whenever you go out strive for that damsel in distress and I need attention attitude. Don’t go out with your friends and try to have actual fun. Actually go out alone, or with friends who need attention too. (Keep in mind you have to out do your friends, be extra! Extra loud, don’t ever dress for the occasion, night at the club? Dress like you’re going to the ball, brunch? dress for a club night, wear a Halloween costume, just make sure if there is attention being paid and its for you!

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    4. Make sure you seem desperate for attention always. Stare that guy down, touch yourself in sexually suggestive way, slap your own ass, grab your boobs or play in your hair. Be sure to be creative. Walk past him several times, be clumsy on purpose, drop a few things, probably spill a few drinks on him or put yourself in immediate danger; stand in traffic if you need too.  Do what ever it takes to draw attention to yourself except walking up to him. That means that you failed.